How Fked Am I?

Describe your disaster and get an instant AI verdict: a 0–100 Fkness score, a brutally honest roast, and a practical 3–5 step rescue plan. Free. Free. Anonymous. No mercy.

How it works

1. Type what went wrong — up to 500 characters.
2. The AI jury scores it: 0–15 Fine, 16–40 Cooked, 41–75 Fked, 76–100 Fked beyond repair.
3. Get your roast, your rescue plan, and a shareable verdict link.

Pick your disaster

• Fked at work
• Fked with money
• Fked in love
• Fked by your landlord
• Fked for exams
• Fked by tech
• Fked health-wise
• Fked while travelling
• Fked by family
• Fked at life

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Latest verdicts

• CHEMISTRY IS NOT A CHECKLIST — 24/100 FINE: I like two girls one is in Amsterdam but she is young but I think about her all the time the other one is so kind but I dont fancy her in the same way although she is stable but she is also not that hygienic as id like
• FRESH START, HEAVY BAGGAGE — 70/100 FKED: I broke up with my ex which I had 3 kids with they are young I moved away to start again as my business failed fast and I lost all my money
• SNOOZED THROUGH A CORE MEMORY — 62/100 FKED: I missed my best mates wedding because I overslept after a night out
• YOUR FLING HAS AN ORG CHART — 62/100 FKED: I f*cked my boss and she has a husband
• REPLY ALL CAREER CIRCUS — 57/100 FKED: I replied-all to the whole company calling my boss a clown
• YOUR PILLOW IS NOT PREPARATION — 29/100 COOKED: Interview in 2 hours, I have not prepared at all and I am still in bed
• YOUR DUVET IS NOT QUALIFIED — 28/100 COOKED: Interview in 2 hours, I have not prepared at all and I am still in bed
• DOUBLE RENT, LEAKING CEILING — 58/100 FKED: My landlord just doubled the rent with 3 weeks notice and the ceiling leaks
• GAS STATION SUSHI GAMBLE — 47/100 COOKED: Ate gas station sushi before a first date
• RACING THE GATE CLOSE — 64/100 FKED: Flight leaves in 90 minutes and I'm still on the motorway
• PLANT FUNERAL, MINOR LOSS — 6/100 FINE: My houseplants all died while I was away for a weekend
• HAZMAT HOUSEKEEPING REQUIRED — 33/100 COOKED: Landlord says he's 'popping round' tomorrow and my flat is a crime scene
• WRONG NAME, RIGHT DISASTER — 77/100 FKED: Called my girlfriend by my ex's name during a fight
• DR GOOGLE PANIC SPIRAL — 18/100 FINE: I've had a mild headache for 3 days and googled it
• GRAN HAS SEEN THINGS SHE CANNOT UNSEE — 84/100 FKED BEYOND REPAIR: Sent a flirty goodnight text to the family group chat instead of her
• OPEN FOR BUSINESS — 29/100 COOKED: Presented to the CEO with my fly down for 20 minutes
• HOT TUB DEBT SOUP — 81/100 FKED BEYOND REPAIR: Maxed 3 credit cards buying a hot tub
• TEAMS CALL LOVE CONFESSION — 38/100 COOKED: I told my boss 'love you' at the end of a Teams call
• FILENAME FUMBLE — 8/100 FINE: Accidentally sent my CV with 'Final_FINAL_actuallyfinal_v7' filename
• ACADEMIC MISCONDUCT SPEEDRUN — 74/100 FKED: Got caught using ChatGPT on my coursework
• SCREENSHOT OF MASS DESTRUCTION — 68/100 FKED: I sent a screenshot of the group chat TO the group chat
• CATFISHED BY YOUR OWN PAST SELF — 58/100 FKED: My date recognised me from my profile but said the photos were 'optimistic'
• WRONG MONTH, RIGHT PRICE — 42/100 COOKED: Booked my holiday for the wrong month
• VAPE DISCOVERED AT HQ — 22/100 FINE: My mum found my vape
• MISSED THE I DO — 79/100 FKED: Forgot my best mate's wedding was today
• TWELVE DAYS OF BEANS — 62/100 FKED: £11.40 in my account and payday is in 12 days
• THE EX FILES: A DINNER IN TWO ACTS — 71/100 FKED: Called my date by my ex's name. Twice. In one dinner.
• RENT HIKE HOSTAGE — 66/100 FKED: Rent went up 40% and my lease ends in 2 weeks
• BOUGHT THE TOP, BAGHOLDER — 73/100 FKED: Bought crypto at the top because a TikTok told me to
• THE 2AM ARCHAEOLOGIST STRIKES AGAIN, YOU D*CKHEAD — 67/100 FKED: Liked my ex's holiday photo from 2019 while deep-scrolling at 2am
• LOL AT THE FUNERAL — 55/100 FKED: I replied 'lol' to a message saying their dog died
• THREE YEARS DOWN THE DRAIN — 58/100 FKED: My phone fell in the toilet and I haven't backed it up since 2021
• SIX MONTHS OF LIES — 70/100 FKED: Parents found out I dropped out of uni 6 months ago
• DEEP SCROLL DETECTED — 27/100 COOKED: I accidentally liked my ex's Instagram post from 2019
• ROMANCE, SPONSORED BY UNLEADED — 77/100 FKED: Forgot our anniversary and tried to pass off a petrol station meal deal as 'a spontaneous picnic'
• DROP TABLE CAREER — 88/100 FKED BEYOND REPAIR: Deleted the production database on my first week
• ZERO PAGES ZERO HOPE — 71/100 FKED: Exam tomorrow at 9am, haven't opened the book once
• A LOVE STORY, DIRECTED AT THE WRONG PERSON — 41/100 COOKED: Waved enthusiastically at someone I thought was my date. It was not my date. My actual date watched the whole thing